Find your HCR

Simon says, “A big cock will look smaller on a bigger man”. This is mathematically explained by Height-to-Cock Ratio. Calculate yours to see where you stand.

Use the formula below to calculate your HCR and then compare it to the HCR results table even further below.

H is your height in inches.
C is your fun-pole’s length in inches.
Solve with HCR = H / C

For example, Jay at Corbin Fisher is 68″ tall and has 8.5″ of pole. His HCR is 8:1.
ie: HCR = 72 / 8.5, HCR=8

HCR Theory

Understanding your HCR is simple. The lower it is, the bigger your popsicle looks *on you*.

HCR Table

7 and lower: Either, you’re a smurf, or you’ve got a Godzilla. If the latter, e-mail me. ;)
8-9: Feels big, looks bigger.
10-12: What you see is what you get.
13 and above: If it isn’t small, it sure looks like it.